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MrX Intermediate
Posts : 66 Join date : 2009-12-18 Age : 46
| Subject: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies Wed Dec 23, 2009 8:50 pm | |
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Arcee^_^ Senior
Posts : 227 Join date : 2009-12-11 Age : 31 Location : Australia...........I think.............
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MrX Intermediate
Posts : 66 Join date : 2009-12-18 Age : 46
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Arcee^_^ Senior
Posts : 227 Join date : 2009-12-11 Age : 31 Location : Australia...........I think.............
| Subject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:53 am | |
| I'm not old! ur older than me! who is he anyway? | |
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MrX Intermediate
Posts : 66 Join date : 2009-12-18 Age : 46
| Subject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:11 am | |
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Arcee^_^ Senior
Posts : 227 Join date : 2009-12-11 Age : 31 Location : Australia...........I think.............
| Subject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:39 am | |
| "When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris." this dude sounds scary! | |
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littleman794 Admin
Posts : 273 Join date : 2009-12-11 Age : 31 Location : Cybertron
| Subject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:16 pm | |
| "when chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, HE PUSHES THE WORLD DOWN!!" | |
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kyle4sens Senior
Posts : 115 Join date : 2009-12-18 Age : 31 Location : under the overpass.
| Subject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:16 pm | |
| Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo | |
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Arcee^_^ Senior
Posts : 227 Join date : 2009-12-11 Age : 31 Location : Australia...........I think.............
| Subject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies Sat Dec 26, 2009 10:02 pm | |
| chuck norris once ate a whole cake before his friends told him there was a stripper inside! | |
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littleman794 Admin
Posts : 273 Join date : 2009-12-11 Age : 31 Location : Cybertron
| Subject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:30 am | |
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Arcee^_^ Senior
Posts : 227 Join date : 2009-12-11 Age : 31 Location : Australia...........I think.............
| Subject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies Sun Dec 27, 2009 9:52 pm | |
| If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris" Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma. Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum. | |
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littleman794 Admin
Posts : 273 Join date : 2009-12-11 Age : 31 Location : Cybertron
| Subject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies Mon Dec 28, 2009 1:44 pm | |
| One night chuck Norris was making love in a truck. Suddenly one of his sperm cells escaped into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimis Prime.
HAHAHAHAHA | |
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MrX Intermediate
Posts : 66 Join date : 2009-12-18 Age : 46
| Subject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:13 pm | |
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Arcee^_^ Senior
Posts : 227 Join date : 2009-12-11 Age : 31 Location : Australia...........I think.............
| Subject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:50 am | |
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Spruebox Intermediate
Posts : 53 Join date : 2010-01-25 Age : 42 Location : Mizzou
| Subject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies Wed Feb 03, 2010 8:12 pm | |
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Arcee^_^ Senior
Posts : 227 Join date : 2009-12-11 Age : 31 Location : Australia...........I think.............
| Subject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:50 am | |
| LM that is so funny! but i dont get it! is the kid Prime or is the mum prime? | |
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littleman794 Admin
Posts : 273 Join date : 2009-12-11 Age : 31 Location : Cybertron
| Subject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:07 pm | |
| *sigh* as a result of what got into the engine, optimus prime was born | |
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Arcee^_^ Senior
Posts : 227 Join date : 2009-12-11 Age : 31 Location : Australia...........I think.............
| Subject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies Fri Feb 05, 2010 4:18 am | |
| stop picking on me! *sits in corner crying* | |
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littleman794 Admin
Posts : 273 Join date : 2009-12-11 Age : 31 Location : Cybertron
| Subject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies Fri Feb 05, 2010 12:21 pm | |
| lol | |
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Arcee^_^ Senior
Posts : 227 Join date : 2009-12-11 Age : 31 Location : Australia...........I think.............
| Subject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:27 am | |
| *throws drop bear at Josh* u meany poopoo head! | |
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littleman794 Admin
Posts : 273 Join date : 2009-12-11 Age : 31 Location : Cybertron
| Subject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:32 am | |
| wow.... big words for a little girl | |
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Arcee^_^ Senior
Posts : 227 Join date : 2009-12-11 Age : 31 Location : Australia...........I think.............
| Subject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:54 am | |
| IM NOT LITTLE! im 176cm! how tall r u?! | |
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littleman794 Admin
Posts : 273 Join date : 2009-12-11 Age : 31 Location : Cybertron
| Subject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:48 am | |
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