Favorite Chuck Norris Movies

I know you're probably all too young but I figured I'd give it a try anyway. My favorite Chuck Norris Movies Are:

The Hero and the Terror
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBEwXWCkiY0
And

The Delta Force
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U0G9OT_yq4

whos chuck norris?

Arcee^_^ wrote:

whos chuck norris?

Yep, You know your getting old when somebody asks who Chuck Norris is.....

I guess I should have known better.

I'm not old!
ur older than me!
who is he anyway?

Arcee^_^ wrote:

I'm not old!
ur older than me!
who is he anyway?

LOL, I was talking about myself getting old.

Anyway this should tell you who Chuck Norris is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

The second link it for laughs only.

"When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris."
this dude sounds scary!

"when chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, HE PUSHES THE WORLD DOWN!!"

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo

chuck norris once ate a whole cake before his friends told him there was a stripper inside!

^hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

One night chuck Norris was making love in a truck. Suddenly one of his sperm cells escaped into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimis Prime.

HAHAHAHAHA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ8128m6enU&NR=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Eo-TbivU4

I think you'll like these.

http://msnowe.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/google_chuck_norris.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lone_Wolf_McQuade

It's the only Chuck movie that I own, lol. My dad used to really like Hero and the Terror, tho.

LM that is so funny!
but i dont get it!
is the kid Prime or is the mum prime?

*sigh* as a result of what got into the engine, optimus prime was born

stop picking on me!
*sits in corner crying*

lol

*throws drop bear at Josh*
u meany poopoo head!

wow.... big words for a little girl

IM NOT LITTLE!
im 176cm!
how tall r u?!

im 5 foot 3 tall....