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PostSubject: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptyWed Dec 23, 2009 8:50 pm

I know you're probably all too young but I figured I'd give it a try anyway. My favorite Chuck Norris Movies Are:

The Hero and the Terror
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBEwXWCkiY0
And

The Delta Force
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U0G9OT_yq4
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptyWed Dec 23, 2009 11:23 pm

whos chuck norris?
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptyFri Dec 25, 2009 12:28 am

Arcee^_^ wrote:
whos chuck norris?
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Yep, You know your getting old when somebody asks who Chuck Norris is.....

lol! I guess I should have known better.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptyFri Dec 25, 2009 2:53 am

I'm not old!
ur older than me!
who is he anyway?
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptyFri Dec 25, 2009 7:11 am

Arcee^_^ wrote:
I'm not old!
ur older than me!
who is he anyway?

LOL, I was talking about myself getting old.

Anyway this should tell you who Chuck Norris is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Very Happy The second link it for laughs only.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptyFri Dec 25, 2009 7:39 am

"When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris."
this dude sounds scary!
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptySat Dec 26, 2009 5:16 pm

"when chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, HE PUSHES THE WORLD DOWN!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptySat Dec 26, 2009 5:16 pm

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptySat Dec 26, 2009 10:02 pm

chuck norris once ate a whole cake before his friends told him there was a stripper inside!
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptySun Dec 27, 2009 12:30 am

^hahahahahaha!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptySun Dec 27, 2009 9:52 pm

If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptyMon Dec 28, 2009 1:44 pm

One night chuck Norris was making love in a truck. Suddenly one of his sperm cells escaped into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimis Prime.

HAHAHAHAHA
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptyMon Dec 28, 2009 4:13 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptyWed Feb 03, 2010 8:12 pm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lone_Wolf_McQuade

It's the only Chuck movie that I own, lol. My dad used to really like Hero and the Terror, tho.
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptyThu Feb 04, 2010 4:50 am

LM that is so funny!
but i dont get it!
is the kid Prime or is the mum prime?
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptyThu Feb 04, 2010 5:07 pm

*sigh* as a result of what got into the engine, optimus prime was born

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptyFri Feb 05, 2010 4:18 am

stop picking on me!
*sits in corner crying*
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptyFri Feb 05, 2010 12:21 pm

lol Laughing Ass Off

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptySat Feb 06, 2010 1:27 am

*throws drop bear at Josh*
u meany poopoo head!
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptySat Feb 06, 2010 2:32 am

wow.... big words for a little girl Laughing Ass Off

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptySat Feb 06, 2010 3:54 am

IM NOT LITTLE!
im 176cm!
how tall r u?!
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Chuck Norris Movies   Favorite Chuck Norris Movies EmptySat Feb 06, 2010 5:48 am

im 5 foot 3 tall....

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